Saturday, March 22, 2008

The five most Attractive Fictional Men so far created by the Human Imagination,

The first one that comes to mind is Enzo Matrix, from the cartoon show Reboot. His tough guy persona is just an act that he puts on to cope with his hard life. Deep down inside he is lovable, adorable and loyal. In other words he's definitely fictional. He also has green skin, but still manages to be handsome.

The second is Jack, from the show LOST. Jack's biggest problem is that he goes after the wrong women. A common mistake made by extremely attractive but good-hearted men. Luckily for Jack, and for all the women who love him, he is not actually real.



Third, is Superman, also known as Clark Kent. Whether it's the one from the comics, movies, or tv shows it makes little difference- all incarnations of this man are wonderful. He is powerful, but good, he is horribly attractive and famous, yet for some reason he only has eyes for one woman. If only it was me, and if only he was not fictional.



For the fourth, we have perhaps the complete opposite of Superman- Vegeta from Dragonball Z. Vegeta is the ultimate bad-boy. He is powerful, hateful, selfish and obsessive, (i.e. very sexy) yet he is still oddly loyal to his wife and children. Very unrealistic I know, but that's what's great about fictional men.



Finally, the fifth is the man I was going to spend the rest of my life with. Also fictional, as it turns out.



4 comments:

Rachel Bostwick said...

Ouch. If blogs could kill...

jennifaye said...

So sorry Sarah (crying)
I was so hoping he was real.
He has lost so much.

Mommi

David B. Beaver said...

Hehe, haven't seen reboot in ages, i forgot about that cute little show...

If it makes you feel any better the only girlfriend I have ever had was also fictional, she loved me she said, along with two other guys at the time, and at least two more after she was done with us.
The only other girl that I had a crush and I think I even had a chance with I met at the High School, she went quick because i lost her phone number and went to homeschooling...

Ahh, sweet love eh? Who needs it?

Michelle said...

{{{{Sarah}}}